31 December 2008

Celeb kids

So I thought I'd shed some light on the recent "celebrity kids" phenomenon thats going on. And I'm not talking about Tom Hanks daughter Suri or Jaden and Willow Smith. Im talking about how recently all these 12 and 13 ish girls on the internet myspace-in and youtube-in niggas they only see on Thursedays at 8 o' clock proffessing their love for them. And whats worse is that these kids whose claim to faim is that their mom got knocked up by a dude w/ a record deal are starting their own fan sites and what not! Here are the ones I've witnessed.
Corde "Spank" Broadus
aka the son of westcoast rapper Snoop Dogg. And unless you watch his show on E! you've probably never heard of him. Honestly them braids and that to' up fro' he be trying to rock just aint working for him. Perhaps the cocky-ess of all the celeb kids, he got all this shit on his myspace and youtube talking about how he "don't talk to ugly girls" and shit, like his face not greasier than a pizza and his nose don't take up his whole face.
Justin Dior Combs
The son of P Diddy. Now tell me why his fake Ginuwine looking ass got chicks old enough to be his moms talking about how they would have his baby?! The dude is barely out the cradle himself with all that baby hair!! smh
Daniel "Diggy" Simmons

okay now i don't really have anything against Diggy b/c I'm one of the girls thats guilty of being "all up on his jock". Well not literally, I never sent the nigger a message on myspace asking him to take my virginity or nothing like that, but if he was a few years older and I ran across him on the streets... Well thats for another blog.

Now don't take my message the wrong way, I think all of these boys are attractive (esp. Diggy). I just think they need to reconsider they conceited ass attitudes. The bottom line is that these celebrity mommas and daddies need to get they kids in check, cause I know damn well Snoop aint trying to be a grandfather, he got some illegitimate kids of his own he aint taking care of. btw if you have any tips or suggestions feel free to leave them :)

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